December 2009
64 posts
“Midoni Eliot Spitzer chikar karde? Rafte ba ye jende khabide!”
– You’re welcome anyone who understands Farsi.
It's almost 2010 Behitches!
It’s been a helluva year.
blast sympathy for the devil.
and your neighbors will never question you. i promise.
you know what?
yahoomessenger needs to stop comparing their stealth settings to invisibility cloaks.
CHANGING YOUR STEALTH SETTING TO INVISIBLE IS NOTHING LIKE BEING THE WORLDS COOLEST WIZARD ACCESSORY.
SHIVA!
i enjoy blue M&Ms.
i was so proud of my self for shaving my legs.
until i realized i only shaved one leg.
WINNER!
indicators that you are a real persian:
my eyes look like kitty eyes.
technology,
you have been conquered.
no more tech problems for me motherlovers!
i have been so lazy,
so be prepared for a huge update.
cyberwise.
dear maternal relatives.
y’all suck.
right now anyways.
I'm not in a Christmas-Holiday mood whatsoever -_-
(via jennyjen)
oh but why? :(
hey jesus,
thanks for christmas vacation. i really appreciate it.
redsandpurples
bebenodjomi:
maroonpajamas:
tonight i am going to make a shitload of art.
BE EXCITED!
I AM VERY VERY VERYYYY EXCITED. you better be putting pictures of this up here or flickr or somewhere!! my eyeballs muuust see this. i miss yo artwork fool! <8
oh you will dont worry. AND CHECK YOUR EMAILS.
Old pictures are the best EVER.
redsandpurples
tonight i am going to make a shitload of art.
BE EXCITED!
brown people were not meant to have blonde hair.
unless they are mama shirin.
FUCK NAPOLEON
jennyjen:
god damn. I can’t read about that man anymore. hopefully all this studying I’ll do well on the test tomorrow. well everyone have a nice evening!
art is in you;
express yourself.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This room sucks.
bebenodjomi:
maroonpajamas:
Like seriously. This room needs to stop being beige.
ALRIGHT YOU! where are you! i need to know dammit. lol i hope you got me tumblr post for you (scroll down heehhee) and me flickr post!! :) it’s the least i can do for not coming. but remember wednesday!
HAHA! Ok, I am here, but I am SO lazy. I haven’t checked email, or flickr. Just like my little talking...
This room sucks.
Like seriously. This room needs to stop being beige.
Arty Morning
“You’re hot so, why not?”
– Deena Jade
Deena: Well since he's not married we're all kinda convinced he's gay.
Me: How old his he?
Deena: Mid-thirties.
Me: Well he's either gay or Joe.
English teacher: What's so funny?
Me: Me and Kassandra just decided to engage in some jovial bantering.
“ROXY! No stripping in English class!”
– Kassandra
You know what else I just realized?
My boyfriends eyebrows are nicer than mine.
What the hell is up with our ethnic group?
I just realized.
That I didn’t come with I’M A WINNER on my own. No. I got it from comedian Nick Griffin.
I’m so not a winner.
Dear Axe Commercial Writers,
Please stop trying to convey the message that if you use your shitty cologne that you will be gang raped by a bunch of models that have appeared out of nowhere. LIKE FOR SERIOUSLY. MODELS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO SMELL AXE FROM OVER A TEN MILE RADIUS AND THEN COME RUNNING AT YOU WITH THEIR LEGS WIDE OPEN.
ok,
so i just looked at my pictures of jen with frenchbraids. she is seriously the cutest ever.
poop i wish i could get them onto my compooper.
Just for your information.. :)
jennyjen:
Would you rather marry Edward Cullen, or take a million dollars? Oh god the money, THE MONEY. Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a someone that treated you bad? Oh god Jen’s right, I feel like everybody spends too much time on that one person that treats you bad. Do you need to say anything to anyone? DEENA I LOVE YOU AND IM SORRY FOR THE BROWN PERSON OVERLOAD A...
today's been a helluvan emotional rollercoaster.
and majority of the thoughts in my head range from i love you to fuck you.
and now ladies and gentlemen,
i bid you goodnight.
“Sometimes I want to kill you, but then I remember I love you.”
– Deena Jade, I think I love you more than Love its self.
Why am I not skinny enough? Why am I not strong...
jennyjen:
I’m pretty fed up with life. I don’t like being short! GAH!!
Hah, that’s only if you don’t suffer from the artisan complex. Other wise your daily thoughts are, Why isn’t this painting good enough? Why don’t people say anything about it? Why do I suck? How come I keep hearing voices? :P
But seriously don’t get upset cuteness, the world needs a cute...
GOING TO IRAN = THE BEST THING FOR ME SINCE DEENA...
Oh my, if you only know. Meeting my family made me appreciate life in such a glorious manner, and helped me appreciate all of friends and family over here. I seriously cannot tell these people how much they matter to me and how much I love them. Life would be impossible without them. They mean everything to me ♥
Y’all know who you are. Pat yourselves on the back. But Deena, knowing you,...
“Get him out of this analogy.”
– Deena Jade
Something I don't understand
french-navy:
Edward Cullen is a vampire. Vampires are dead, and therefore have no blood flow. You need blood flow to your penis to get hard. You can’t have sex without an erection.
Therefore, how the HELL do Edward and Bella get funky?
I HAVE BEEN ASKING THIS SINCE FOREVER.
